What does blog look like with text?

This, self-evidently. 

Would you look at the tasteful off-white colouring of this background though?  The thickness of it.  Bone, I think.

And yes, i know the header background interferes with actually reading the text.  But what the hell.  A career in late 90's retro website design awaits.

I should probably point out that I don't plan to cycle nude.  Or with my left leg twisted behind my back in an impossible yogic position.